A man came into a bar, asked for two beers and a pen….
He drank his beer, left a full one and this note
Don’t start a rant with huge conviction and then digress - if you have a point make it strong and stick with it
mini rant over.
My Allowed List ;P
Definition: A list which each person in a relationship compiles a list of famous people which, in the unlikely chance they meet, they are allowed to fuck.
So though me and ma brother from another mother Adam Pendleton are not dating, (as that would be metaphorical incest) we still thought it would be fun to come up with an Allowed List.
It’s taken me a while to get my top 10 but I think you’ll agree with me on most cases.
MILA KUNIS
She’s well known for that one scene in Black Swan, pretty sure you know that one. Yh the one with Natalie Portman. ;) She’s a great actor and been in many a romcom.
AVRIL LAVIGNE
She’s hot and got total attitude and to be honest I’m a sucker for her music. She’s a lot that I like in a woman - Dainty, small but a big personality.
KATE BECKINSALE
Another awesome actor, yes I know all four underworld films, yes all four films feature Kate in a lot of PVC… But with that aside she’s probably the most glamorous and beautiful woman in the whole list.
LACEY MOLSEY
Though her band Flyleaf aren’t any of my favorite bands she’s awesomely cute and sweet but with a huge voice!
EVANGELINE LILLY
Hot body as demonstrated above, but a total natural beauty! I cannot express that enough! There are so many pictures of this B list celeb with no makeup on and she is still a hunnie! (One more picture is needed I think)
KATRINA BOWDEN
This image does NOT do Bowden justice! She is so sexy and has the most amazing smile! Feel free to google image her :P
MATT TUCK
Long time lover of mine! Since I first started listening to BFMV I wished I was a groupie! And no I’m not afraid to admit it :P Many a chemistry lesson day dreaming about Matt Tuck bursting in and whisking me away… -sigh- :)
COLIN FARRELL
Slightly ashamed to say that Colin Farrell and my mother have a thing going on :/
But my lust for Farrell is all her fault! She took me to see Fright Night which I was very excited for! She mostly wanted to see it as she’s a vamp fan and also very big on Colin Farrell and since that movie I have been friskey for Farrell!
THE DOCTOR
Need I say more?
AND OF COURSE IT WOULDN’T BE A FUCK LIST WITHOUT ADAM PENDLETON
Such a beautiful child…. :) xxxxxxx
